Coloring dinosaurs

I was coloring a dinosaur yesterday.

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Thanks to my cats, I finally opened my new box of 152 Crayola crayons. Since then, I’ve been doing a lot of coloring. Yesterday, it was a dinosaur scene. Coloring the sky, sun, trees was easy, but I wondered for a moment what color to make the brontosaurus. I ended up using a nice, safe bronze, and I think he turned out well. But it made me wonder how professional artists know what color to make their dinosaurs.

For the most part, artists rely on modern animals for inspiration. Dinosaurs who lived in forests might have been a similar color to animals that live in forests today. But that still leaves a great deal of variety.  Think of all the different birds (dinosaurs living today) out there. Non-avian dinosaurs might have been just as colorful.

New research has uncovered some answers. Some fossil feathers and skin have melanosomes, and these small organelles carry pigment. Modern birds also have these, so scientists know that these pigments come in black, grey, or red. By comparing the melanosomes on modern birds with those on fossil feathers, some dinosaurs show their true colors.

However, fossil feathers are very rare, and bones do not have melanosomes, so without time travel, we make never know the actual color of most dinosaurs. However, the more fossils we study, the more we will learn. Perhaps someday I’ll know the real color of the brontosaurus I colored. Until then, the bronze I chose looks good.

A mostly harmless quote

I was in the mood for something ridiculous yet brilliant, so I read some Douglas Adams.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five books) is one of the greatest series ever written. I like book one the best, but they all have quotes that make you think and laugh.

The following quote is from book five, Mostly Harmless. If you are wondering what is mostly harmless, it is the Earth, according to the entry Ford Prefect wrote for the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “a wholly remarkable book—perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor.”

“Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.”

Douglas Adams

I’ll bring the dip

The full quote is, “I’ll bring the dip if you bring the Dostoevsky.”

It is from one of my favorite childhood films, Condorman, a fun and crazy movie about a cartoonist who becomes a spy. Michael Crawford (before he was the Phantom of the Opera) is in it.

Today is Chips and Dip Day, so this is the perfect quote to say anytime someone asks you a question. (It means yes.)

A person in your house: Do you want tacos for dinner?

You: I’ll bring the dip, if you bring the Dostoevsky.

See, it totally works.

What are your favorite chips and dips? Potato chips with french onion dip? Tortilla chips and salsa? Fritos and bean dip? Yep, those are my favorites. What are yours? Let me know in the comments or on Facebook.

I don’t know if there is a National Chips Day (it turns out National Potato Chip Day was March 14,) but I don’t eat chips without dip. Perhaps that is why I love that quote so much.

Cutest monsters ever!

If you have kids (or if you are kid-like) you should see Monster Trucks.

Monster Trucks is a kids movie that came out in 2017. Apparently, nobody saw it in the theater, including me, but I wanted to see it eventually. I finally got my chance and I have to say: the monsters are tooooooo cute!

Seriously, this movie spent money on the CGI and it shows. The monsters make expressions that make you laugh and melt your heart.

The high schoolers are typical, but they quickly become likable because of how they treat the monsters. The bad guys are horrible from the beginning and I cheered when they got their comeuppance.

Monster Trucks has a plot that has been done a million times before, but its charm rests in the fact that the monsters are so cute, and you wish you were riding in the trucks that they control.

The acting is solid, and as I said, the CGI is totally believable. Most important for me, I didn’t bawl at the end of the movie, I just teared up a little.

If you are looking for a fun movie to watch with your kids, or if you just like cute monsters, I recommend Monster Trucks. You can rent it on Amazon, find it on YouTube, or watch it on Sony Crackle for free.  I imagine other channels have it as well. It will grab you just like the monsters grabbed an axle.

Clean and be happy

I’m not a fan of spring cleaning.

Actually, I’m not a fan of cleaning. I do it, and if company is coming, I do it thoroughly, but there are a ton of things I’d rather be doing. If you like to clean, that’s cool. I think for most of us, cleaning is a chore and chores are boring.

However, a super clean can bring happiness, not in the doing, but in the finishing. There is a sense of contentment and accomplishment when you can sit on your sofa and know the cleaning is done and done well.

It’s Saturday. No one wants to clean on Saturday, so make a schedule today, and over the next week, dedicate yourself to cleaning one room a day. In a short amount of time, you’ll have your spring cleaning done. Be sure to enjoy the results. Plus, clean is vital in 2020, so it has a double reward.

If you have a way to make cleaning more enjoyable, let me know. I’m sure I’ll have to do more of it.

Enjoy the flowers and a spring poem

Winter is over (hopefully.)

Yesterday was the vernal equinox, so it is officially spring. Here in the northwest, it even feels like spring. The sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. This is the type of spring everyone enjoys, so make time. The rain is coming soon enough.

My favorite flower is the daffodil, and I have a nice clump on the corner of my lawn. They are so happy and let us know that spring is here, and winter is dead. I’m never sure that winter is dead until at least June, but hopefully, spring is here to stay.

My favorite spring poem is by A. A. Milne, the author of the Winnie the Pooh books. Share this with your friends for this poem is as happy as the flowers it is about.

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At least we aren’t in the 14th century

Seriously, life back then was the pits, and not just because of the plague.

However, if you want to learn more about the Black Death, I have the perfect podcast for you. This is one of my top five, and I save it for my runs so I can savor Patrick Wyman’s storytelling (he has a talent for bringing history to life.) Right now, he is rebroadcasting his plague episodes. Fascinating.

The podcast is Tides of History, and I recommend every episode. He does deep dives into the history you probably didn’t learn in school. I don’t know if your world history class was anything like mine, but after learning about the ancient Egyptians, the ancient Romans, and the ancient Greeks, the school year was over. We never got to the Fall of the Roman Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Middle ages, or even the Black Death. For shame!

But now, thanks to Tides of History, I get to learn cool history, and there isn’t even a test at the end. Perfect.

So check out the Black Death episode on Tides of History and be glad we don’t live in the 1300s.

Closed for reading

I had to buy the book, but after months of waiting, I finally have it.

I can’t tell you what I’m reading because I’m sending it on to someone who reads this blog (so no spoilers,) but if you’ve paid attention to other days when I’ve been closed for reading you’ll know what it is. 

With all that has been going on, I give you permission to forget everything and read a good book too. Maybe it should become a holiday.

Don’t worry. I’ll be back tomorrow, as soon as I’m done reading.

Bit ‘o the Irish crafts

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

If you want to spruce up your house with a bit of green for the holiday, check out these fun and easy crafts from Country Living. I am fond of the wreath and the coloring page, but there is something for all ages and crafting abilities. 

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From Country Living

This is the perfect time for crafting. Have the kids work on a project or do it by yourself. Adding a bit ‘o the Irish to your house can bring a smile to everyone’s face, and that’s the point. Holidays should be happy days.

Irish soda bread for all

Yep, St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow.

I’m not a fan of corned beef, but I love Irish soda bread. It’s so easy to make and tastes delicious. I often wonder why I only make it in March, but the reason is probably the same as why I only make fudge at Christmas. I’d eat too much of it otherwise.

I usually make several small loaves to give away, but since I’m not seeing anyone at the moment, my hubby gets a large loaf all to himself. This makes him very happy.

Why not make some fresh bread for your family on St. Patrick’s Day? It takes less than an hour to make, and most of that is baking time. I end up getting flour everywhere, but that’s part of the fun. As breads go, this one couldn’t be easier.

There are dozens of recipes on the internet, but this is the one I use. It’s from Simply Recipes and is a basic Irish soda bread recipe.

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Jennifer’s Irish soda bread (large loaf)

Irish Soda Bread

  • Prep time: 15 minutes
  • Cook time: 40 minutes
  • Yield: Makes one loaf (or 2 or 3 small loaves)

INGREDIENTS

  • 4 to 4 1/2 cups flour
  • 1 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 4 Tbsp butter
  • 1 cup currants or raisins
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
  • 1 3/4 cups buttermilk
  1. Preheat oven to 425°F.
  2. Whisk together 4 cups of flour, the sugar, salt, and baking soda into a large mixing bowl.
  3. Using your (clean) fingers, work the butter into the flour mixture until it resembles coarse meal, then add in the currants or raisins.
  4. Make a well in the center of the flour mixture. Add beaten egg and buttermilk to well and mix in with a wooden spoon until dough is too stiff to stir.
  5. Dust hands with a little flour, then gently knead dough in the bowl just long enough to form a rough ball. If the dough is too sticky to work with, add in a little more flour. Do not over-knead!
  6. Transfer dough to a lightly floured surface and shape into a round loaf. Note that the dough will be a little sticky, and quite shaggy (a little like a shortcake biscuit dough).
  7. You want to work it just enough so that the flour is just moistened and the dough just barely comes together. Shaggy is good. If you over-knead, the bread will end up tough.
  8. Transfer dough to a large, lightly greased cast-iron skillet or a baking sheet (it will flatten out a bit in the pan or on the baking sheet).
  9. Using a serrated knife, score the top of dough about an inch and a half deep in an “X” shape. The purpose of the scoring is to help heat get into the center of the dough while it cooks.
  10. Transfer to oven and bake at 425°F until bread is golden and bottom sounds hollow when tapped, about 35-45 minutes (less if you are making smaller loaves). (If you use a cast iron pan, it may take a little longer as it takes longer for the pan to heat up than a baking sheet.)
  11. Check for doneness also by inserting a long, thin skewer into the center. If it comes out clean, it’s done.
    1. Hint 1: If the top is getting too dark while baking, tent the bread with some aluminum foil.
    2. Hint 2: If you use a cast-iron skillet to cook the bread in the oven, be very careful when you take the pan out. It’s easy to forget that the handle is extremely hot. Be sure to put a potholder over it.
  12. Remove pan or sheet from oven, let the bread sit in the pan or on the sheet for 5-10 minutes, then remove to a rack to cool briefly.
  13. Serve bread warm, at room temperature, or sliced and toasted. Best when eaten warm and just baked.