I find your quotes unsettling

Many thanks for those who sent captions to Alfred’s photo. I thought they were very clever. Alfred does not think we’re funny, but he should be more concerned that I’ll turn his photo into a meme. 

“I’m going to eat your breakfast, throw up behind the couch, and blame it on one of the other cats.” – Jim M.

“Humans, they’re the worst.” – Judy G.

“I will not wear a mask!” – Arlene K.