Oldies but goodies

Today is Tell an Old Joke Day.

I think you should tell jokes every day. Humor is the best remedy.

In honor of today, I want to share a list that I found on a website for Big Frog 104, a new country radio station in Central New York. I hope they read these on the air because they are oldies but goodies.

  • What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the ‘doc’
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
  • What is the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field
  • What did one hat say to another? You stay here. I’ll go on a head
  • What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by Whittle

Here is one more because I can’t resist a puny joke, and today I can tell them all. Be sure to share.