These jokes are real turkeys

Since we survived Friday the 13th, I thought I would find some Thanksgiving jokes to share. Well, I found some, and I’m going to share them, but I’m warning you now, they’re not funny.

I love bad puns and corny jokes, but these are just dumb. Either Thanksgiving isn’t a very punny holiday, or maybe turkeys just aren’t funny.

If you have little kids or a different sense of humor than most, you might like these. Usually, I ask you to share the jokes I find, but this time I understand if you don’t. Enjoy!


What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

A poultry-geist!


What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler!


What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?

Gobble-ins!


What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?

“All About That Baste.”


Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.


My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes …

… but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”